In the first panel, Calvin and Hobbes are in their treehouse fort, looking down at Susie Derkins. Hobbes asks Where do you rate Susie, like on a ten scale?
In the second panel, Calvin responds in close up On a ten scale? I don't know. Like a seven?
Hobbes is surprised in the third panel Really? That high? Calvin is is getting irritated. He asks What? Decent body, cute face...
Hobbes is unimpressed. Calvin prods him Why, where does she rate on your ten scale?
Hobbes theatrically holds his nose A zero. The thought of interspecies sex repulses me.
Calvin throws a rock at Susie.
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